Fjördik
The Stockholm Allergic Club
The Stockholm Allergic Club
Celebrate the camaraderie of the most cautious club in Fjørdik history with the "Stockholm Allergic Club" poster! Featuring a dapper gentleman in a gas mask, this poster humorously reminds us that what doesn’t kill you makes you... sneeze. Hang it proudly and show you were part of the club that was allergic to everything—except good times!
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Printed in Fjørdik (or very near the breach)
These aren’t just posters. They’re transmissions. Echoes from the Fjørdik dimension, captured in ink and paper for your wall-bound reality.
- No overproduction – each print is conjured on demand, just like in the Archives of Loop Year 1981.
- Water-based ink magic – cleaner than the Fjørdikian Code of Conduct.
- No plastic nonsense – our posters travel in clever triangular vessels, the way the ancients intended.
The Paper
Harvested from the finest paper stock this side of the breach – forged in Japan, revered in Fjørdik.
- Smooth, matte surface – resists glare, attracts stares.
- Sturdy yet weightless – like a thought preserved in ritual milk.
- Opacity at 94% – no bleeding, no shadowing, no secrets slipping through.
- Brightness that defies ISO logic – the poster appears to glow, even when the Technicolour Light is dormant.
Certified low-emission inks – from a realm that values clarity and breathability.
The Print
Each design is rendered with multicolour, water-based inkjet alchemy, ensuring deep saturation and uncanny detail. The colours hum. They shimmer. They remember.
Dimensions for Your World
We offer a selection of familiar poster sizes – formats chosen to align with frames available in your time-thread. Select your preferred size from the menu and let the portal adjust accordingly.
Place one on your wall, and watch the air shift.
These prints are not decoration. They are anchors, connecting your space to a dimension where time loops and nothing stronger than milk is ever consumed. Disturb gently.