
Fjørdik
Our story
In a cosmic burst of energy, two psychonauts accidentally ingested a rare hallucinogenic cactus found on Mount Hekla, thus opening a portal to the Fjørdik dimension: a place of technicolor fjords and holographic forests.
In this dimension, they discovered expos, conventions, social clubs, and cafés that haven't been heard of since 1987. They returned with unique merch: posters and shirts from these long-lost scenes, making it available for today's consumers.
Unlock the lost vibes of Scandinavia, and prove you were there.
Even if you weren’t!
PLANET FRIENDLYNESS
At Fjørdik, we're all about bringing you awesome merch without messing up the planet. Here’s how we do it:
Inks That Care:
Shirts printed with Kornit Water-based and NeoPigment inks. They’re Oeko-Tex™ certified, safe for kids, and cut down on waste. Posters use Epson UltraChrome GS3 ink, which is GREENGUARD Gold certified for low chemical emissions.
Smarter Printing:
We use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing. Unlike old-school screen printing, DTG uses less water and eco-friendly inks. Plus, we only print what you order, so no overproduction.
Better Packaging:
Our posters ship in triangular boxes, skipping the plastic end caps.
With Fjørdik, you get unique, high-quality merch and help keep our world a bit greener.

PRESERVE THE MAGIC
Our designs come straight from the Fjørdik dimension,
created with top-notch Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing technology.
To keep your gear looking stellar, follow these simple steps:
Washing:
Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent
and like colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.
Fabric softeners and dry-cleaning? Not in this dimension!
Drying:
Tumble-dry on low, but hang-drying is best for preserving those
vibrant prints.
Ironing:
Use a cool iron inside-out if needed.
Never iron directly on the print to keep the magic intact

PORTALTOPOST INFORMATION
Before you can receive, we must retrieve!
Bringing you unique merch from the Fjørdik dimension is an epic quest.
When you place an order, we step through the shimmering gateway of
swirling lights and vibrant colors to fetch your favourite posters and shirts
from long-lost expos, clubs, and cafes.
This journey takes us 3-5 business days.
Once we're back, we must ship the damn thing, which should take another
4-8 business days to reach your doorstep (unless your countries postal service
operates from within a black hole).
So sit back, relax, and get ready to tune into the vibes of another
dimension—your piece of Fjørdik magic is on its way!
Thanks for joining us on this wild-ass ride!