Fjördik
The Stockholm Allergic Club
The Stockholm Allergic Club
Celebrate the camaraderie of the most cautious club in Fjørdik history with the "Stockholm Allergic Club" shirt! Featuring a dapper gentleman in a gas mask, this shirt humorously reminds us that what doesn’t kill you makes you... sneeze. Wear it proudly and show you were part of the club that was allergic to everything—except good times!
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Made to last (Even in a time loop)
Each Fjørdik tee is printed on demand using high-end Direct-to-Garment (DTG) wizardry. That means:
- No overproduction – every shirt is made just for you (or the version of you that exists between 1974 and 1991).
- Eco-friendly inks – water-based, non-toxic, and gentle on your dimension.
Less waste, more wonder – no unnecessary stockpiles, just pure intention.
The Tee Itself
This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a ritual object, built for memory, motion, and milk-based ceremonies.
Here’s what makes it special:
- 100% combed cotton – soft but structured, like a diplomatic hug.
- Mid-weight magic (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²) – perfect for layering or standing solo under strange moons.
- Pre-shrunk – what you get is what you keep.
- Tubular construction – no side seams = more comfort, better drape, fewer interdimensional distractions.
- Double-stitched hems – because in Fjørdik, corners are never cut.
- Taped neck & shoulders – for a fit that holds up through time, washing, and existential longing.
And yes:
- 0% recycled polyester
- 0% dangerous substances
- 100% wearable weirdness
Preserve the Magic
To keep your tee timeless (and Fjørdik-approved):
- Wash cold, inside-out. Gentle cycle. No bleach unless absolutely summoned.
- Dry on low... or let the winds do their thing.
- Iron inside-out on low – and never directly on the print. It’s sacred stuff.