Fjördik
More Espresso, Less Depresso
More Espresso, Less Depresso
Experience the potent power of Gudrún's Coffee Bar with the "More Espresso, Less Depresso" shirt. Her robust brews are guaranteed to kickstart any shitty day and chase away the blues. Ideal for those who need an extra jolt to power through life's rugged grind, this shirt is a testament to the undeniable energy boost of quality espresso.
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Made to last (Even in a time loop)
Each Fjørdik tee is printed on demand using high-end Direct-to-Garment (DTG) wizardry. That means:
- No overproduction – every shirt is made just for you (or the version of you that exists between 1974 and 1991).
- Eco-friendly inks – water-based, non-toxic, and gentle on your dimension.
Less waste, more wonder – no unnecessary stockpiles, just pure intention.
The Tee Itself
This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a ritual object, built for memory, motion, and milk-based ceremonies.
Here’s what makes it special:
- 100% combed cotton – soft but structured, like a diplomatic hug.
- Mid-weight magic (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²) – perfect for layering or standing solo under strange moons.
- Pre-shrunk – what you get is what you keep.
- Tubular construction – no side seams = more comfort, better drape, fewer interdimensional distractions.
- Double-stitched hems – because in Fjørdik, corners are never cut.
- Taped neck & shoulders – for a fit that holds up through time, washing, and existential longing.
And yes:
- 0% recycled polyester
- 0% dangerous substances
- 100% wearable weirdness
Preserve the Magic
To keep your tee timeless (and Fjørdik-approved):
- Wash cold, inside-out. Gentle cycle. No bleach unless absolutely summoned.
- Dry on low... or let the winds do their thing.
- Iron inside-out on low – and never directly on the print. It’s sacred stuff.