Fjördik
Ketamine Care Center
Ketamine Care Center
From the quiet corridors of Rødby comes the Ketamine Care Center tee, a soft cotton relic from Wibroe Pavilion’s most unusual patient program. The design mixes editorial serif type, medical pamphlet structure and one deeply cheerful skeleton getting back on the horse. Serving up "Special K for special cases", full hotline details and just enough clinical reassurance to be declared stable, this is a shirt for anyone who enjoys strange institutions, soft supervision and questionable recovery slogans.
- 100% combed cotton & Pre-shrunk
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- Delivery within 4-12 days
- 14 days easy return
- Safe & encrypted payments
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Production & Shipping
Each Fjørdik item is crafted just for you using high-end print-on-demand wizardry. This means zero overproduction, less waste, and pure intention.
• Processing time: Please allow 2–4 business days for printing and quality checks.
• Delivery: Once shipped, delivery usually takes 2–5 business days within Europe. Shipping is calculated at checkout.
• Tracking: A tracking link will be sent to your email the moment your package enters our dimension.
Hassle-Free Returns to the loop
We want you to love your new gear. If it’s not a perfect match for your dimension, we’ve got you covered:
• 14-Day Return Window: You can return your item within 14 days of delivery.
• Condition: Items must be unwashed, unworn, and in their original state.
• How to Start: Simply drop us a line through our Contact Page, returnpage or contact us at returns@fjordik.com, and we’ll guide you through the process.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Size Width (in-cm) Length (in-cm)
S 18'' - 46 cm 28'' - 71 cm
M 20'' - 51 cm 29'' - 74 cm
L 22'' - 56 cm 30'' - 76 cm
XL 24'' - 61 cm 31'' - 79 cm
2XL 26'' - 66 cm 32'' - 81 cm
3XL 28'' - 71 cm 33'' - 84 cm
4XL 30'' - 76 cm 34'' - 86 cm
5XL 32'' - 81 cm 35'' - 89 cm
Made to last (Even in a time loop)
Each Fjørdik tee is printed on demand using high-end Direct-to-Garment (DTG) wizardry. That means:
- No overproduction – every shirt is made just for you (or the version of you that exists between 1974 and 1991).
- Eco-friendly inks – water-based, non-toxic, and gentle on your dimension.
Less waste, more wonder – no unnecessary stockpiles, just pure intention.
The Tee Itself
This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a ritual object, built for memory, motion, and milk-based ceremonies.
Here’s what makes it special:
- 100% combed cotton – soft but structured, like a diplomatic hug.
- Mid-weight magic (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²) – perfect for layering or standing solo under strange moons.
- Pre-shrunk – what you get is what you keep.
- Tubular construction – no side seams = more comfort, better drape, fewer interdimensional distractions.
- Double-stitched hems – because in Fjørdik, corners are never cut.
- Taped neck & shoulders – for a fit that holds up through time, washing, and existential longing.
And yes:
- 0% recycled polyester
- 0% dangerous substances
- 100% wearable weirdness
Preserve the Magic
To keep your tee timeless (and Fjørdik-approved):
- Wash cold, inside-out. Gentle cycle. No bleach unless absolutely summoned.
- Dry on low... or let the winds do their thing.
- Iron inside-out on low – and never directly on the print. It’s sacred stuff.
FAQ
Why does it take a week or two for my gear to arrive?
Before you can receive, we must retrieve! We refuse to hold massive, dusty warehouses of fast-fashion waste. When you place an order, we step through the shimmering gateway to fetch your specific posters and shirts from long-lost 1987 scenes. This custom printing and quality-check process takes 3–5 business days. Once we're back in this reality, shipping takes another 4–8 business days (unless your country's postal service operates from within a black hole). It’s slower than mass production, but it guarantees zero waste and a fresh piece of cosmic magic.
What if my new gear doesn’t fit or look right in this dimension?
Don’t panic—we’ve got you covered. If your item arrives and it doesn't perfectly align with your current reality, we offer a hassle-free 14-day return window. As long as your gear is unwashed, unworn, and hasn't been altered by an alternate timeline, you can send it back. Your satisfaction is paramount, even across dimensions.
My shirt smells slightly like... vinegar. Is that part of the cosmic trip?
Sharp nose! That smell is actually the scent of a greener planet. Because we care about the Earth, we use eco-friendly Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing with Kornit water-based, Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. The faint, slightly sour scent is just a harmless fixation agent used to lock the vibrant colors into the 100% combed cotton fabric. Don't worry—it will completely vanish after the very first cold wash, leaving you with nothing but pure, safe, and long-lasting magic.
Are you guys a real shop or just a hallucination from Mount Hekla?
We are as real as the technicolor fjords. While our designs are born from a retro-futuristic dreamscape, our business operations are strictly grounded in earthly reality. We are a registered Swedish company, and our checkout is 100% encrypted and secured by trusted global gatekeepers like Klarna, Stripe, and Apple Pay. If you ever experience a glitch in the matrix, a real human from our team will reply to your email within a few hours. No bots, no illusions—just premium gear and solid service.