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How to Survive an Atomic Bomb
How to Survive an Atomic Bomb
Introducing the "How to Survive an Atomic Bomb" poster—a nostalgic yet practical guide straight from the archives! Featuring timeless tips for both indoor and outdoor scenarios, this poster adds a quirky touch of retro preparedness to your space. Perfect for those who appreciate a blend of history and humor, it’s a must-have for any collector of unique memorabilia.
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Printed in Fjørdik (or very near the breach)
These aren’t just posters. They’re transmissions. Echoes from the Fjørdik dimension, captured in ink and paper for your wall-bound reality.
- No overproduction – each print is conjured on demand, just like in the Archives of Loop Year 1981.
- Water-based ink magic – cleaner than the Fjørdikian Code of Conduct.
- No plastic nonsense – our posters travel in clever triangular vessels, the way the ancients intended.
The Paper
Harvested from the finest paper stock this side of the breach – forged in Japan, revered in Fjørdik.
- Smooth, matte surface – resists glare, attracts stares.
- Sturdy yet weightless – like a thought preserved in ritual milk.
- Opacity at 94% – no bleeding, no shadowing, no secrets slipping through.
- Brightness that defies ISO logic – the poster appears to glow, even when the Technicolour Light is dormant.
Certified low-emission inks – from a realm that values clarity and breathability.
The Print
Each design is rendered with multicolour, water-based inkjet alchemy, ensuring deep saturation and uncanny detail. The colours hum. They shimmer. They remember.
Dimensions for Your World
We offer a selection of familiar poster sizes – formats chosen to align with frames available in your time-thread. Select your preferred size from the menu and let the portal adjust accordingly.
Place one on your wall, and watch the air shift.
These prints are not decoration. They are anchors, connecting your space to a dimension where time loops and nothing stronger than milk is ever consumed. Disturb gently.